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Seismic Shifting Underway

Oh, today at work is going to be *so* interesting... given how heavily Republican it tends to be, it's going to have a lot of shocked and depressed folks there.  The gravy train just got derailed.


I wonder if they've started a pool on how long before President Bush lashes out at terrorists in the US for electing the Democrats into office?


You know the nation is trying to send a signal when a solidly Republican state like Montana is willing to vote for a Democratic candidate and elect him into office.  Naturally, Bush will blame Al-Queda for the election.


And in other news, Diebold officials were held for questioning by the Republican National Committee to answer to charges that they accidentally sent voting machines that actually recorded correct votes in Ohio, Indiana, Pennsylvania and Virginia.  Said one RNC spokesperson, "We bought the officials, we bought the election, so how dare they send machines that actually allowed citizens to vote honestly."


Elsewhere, Rush Limbaugh suffered several seizures as news of the Democratic victories broke over the airwaves.  Crowds gathered around the commentator's residence and cheered as emergency personnel responding did absolutely nothing to help stabilize Mr. Limbaugh's condition.

Fox News announced this morning that they will be going into a period of mourning over the election results.  A black screen will greet viewers when they turn to the station, and a clock counting down the time until the 2008 elections will be visible in the lower right hand corner.  When asked, a Fox News spokesman said that it may be 2008 or even 2012 before their next newscast.


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Nov. 8th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
Wonkette has been quite interesting, monitoring and commenting on such choice items as Free Republic Gives Up & Dies
Nov. 8th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
Go Democrats! Am especially glad to hear that Claire McCaskill won in Missouri.
Nov. 8th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
Nov. 8th, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)

(Borrowed from haikujaguar, may she forgive me)

Tal: "All you Republicans are power-mongering, corporation-loving, money-grubbing, scum-sucking, cold-hearted elitist bastards."

Zrath: "All you liberals are bleeding-heart Communist hippie intellectual snobs with paranoic delusions and a naive worldview.
You have a good heart, you're just terribly, terribly misguided."

Actually, I'm kidding.
I'm not a Republican.
I'm an Imperial.

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